Fake Codes!

Fed up with being conned? Tired of people getting you to do stupid things with promises of rare new Pokémon which turn out to be fake or- even worse- erase your game?

SO ARE WE!

This was what led me to create this section. The thought of you, staring with numb disbelief at your Gameboy after flushing your cartridge down the toilet 3 times and thrown it under a bus, and still not having that elusive Marril! The thought of you, mailing all your worldly possessions to the owner of the site and still not finding Mew on your Pokédex. This is a listing of all the cheats which I and my brother have found not to work, so you don't have to be taken by false promises. (Any worldly possessions would be greatly appreciated.)

Pikablu/Pikablue- Don't be taken in by promises of 'Pikablue' or 'Pikablu'. There is no such Pokémon. If this was a real code, chances are that they've tried it. And if it worked, they would see the name to be Marril.

Mew- You cannot get Mew in any version but the Japanese without downloading it at an event or using a cheat cartridge. REPEAT: YOU CANNOT GET MEW ON ANY VERSION BUT THE JAPANESE WITHOUT DOWNLOADING IT AT AN EVENT OR USING A CHEAT CARTRIDGE!!!!!!! Any codes on how to get Mew without a cheat cartridge are FALSE! FALSE! FALSE! Some favourite myths are:

The Truck by the S.S. Anne- The myth to this is: trade with someone for a Pokémon with CUT (i.e. you don't need to go to the S.S. Anne.) Keep playing until you get SURF. Now, SURF off to the side of the S.S. Anne. You'll find a truck. Move it using STRENGTH and you'll find a Pokéball with Mew inside. 

My brother (Mewtwo): Cool! Let's try it!

*I trade him an Oddish with Cut*

*Couple o' days later* *Mewtwo SURFS off the side of the S.S. Anne* Mewtwo: Cool! There's the truck!

*tries to move it, nothing happens*

Mew: Well, there's the truck- where's the Mew?

Mewtwo: *points at me* THERE YOU ARE!

Mew: Eep.

*hugely exciting chase scene with Ultra Balls flying*

*offstage* *thump* Oww...

HOW TO GET TOGEPI- Have all 151 Pokémon and have a L100 Mew and Exeggutor in your group and beat the Elite Four 10 times with out talking to anyone or saving and after you beat them 10 times talk to Prof. Oak and he'll give you Togepi.

*sighs, shakes head* Now doesn't that just scream 'fake'?

HOW TO GET PIKABLU- Have all 150 Pokémon (not Mew) and have a Pokémon that knows surf and a Pokémon that knows teleport and keep teleporting from the waters outside the Unknown Dungeon and make sure that you're teleporting back to the Pokemon center in Cerulean City but one time you will not teleport back and instead you will fight Pikablu.

*groans*

*cheerleaders start up*: FAKE! FAKE! FAKE! FAKE!

HOW TO GET FLARETH-Do this before you beat the Elite Four. Have all 150 Pokémon and try to give the thirsty girl Soda Pop 100 times and she will say "If I give you this will you leave me alone?" and if you respond yes a Pokéball appears in front of her and Flareth is inside. Flareth looks like Flareon. 

*insert your favorite swear word here: _______*

HOW TO GET YOSHI-Have a red version and a blue version and each game must have all 150 and not Mew. Trade Dratini from each to the other and then evolve them into Dragonite then trade them back. Take the Dragonite to where Mewtwo was standing and give him a Fire Stone and he will evolve into Yoshi. He is not in the Pokédex!

*rolls eyes*

*eyes roll past the idiot who invented this code*

Idiot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!