BPN!

JOSEPH is FALLING!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

JOSEPH fell into NEOPETS!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *crash* Oww...

WELCOME to NEOPETS!

Err... what can I do here?

COMPETITION is ON!

Well, that sounds okay.

WELCOME to PET CENTRAL!

JOSEPH entered FIRST STEPS COMPETITION!

Err... what do I actually have to do here?

WALK an INCH without STOPPING and WIN FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS!

Oh, EA-SY!

JOSEPH walked an INCH without STOPPING!

JOSEPH won FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS!

Whoo-hoo!

...of TOMATOES!

WHAT???!!!

Would JOSEPH like to SELL TOMATOES?

Erm... oh-kaaaaayyyy...

WELCOME to the STOCK MARKET!

Buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell!

SELL!

SELL was REFUSED!

Huh? Why?

JOSEPH must BUY before he can SELL!
'Kay...

What would JOSEPH like to BUY?

Oh, anything.

JOSEPH bought ANYTHING!

Shopkeeper: That will be 0 NP, please.

Okay, thanks!

SHOPKEEPER refuses to GIVE JOSEPH ANYTHING!

2 B continued...